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Santa Jokes 🎅 in 2025

What’s big and jolly and says, “Oh, oh, oh”?
– Santa Claus walking backwards.

What does Santa say on the night of Christmas?
– “Time to hit the sack!”

How much did Santa’s sleigh cost?
-It was on the house.

What does Santa do when his elves misbehave?
– He gives them the sack!

Anytime something happens that Santa can’t believe, what does he say?
– “That’s (chest)nuts!”

Why did Santa go to the liquor store?
-He was looking for holiday spirits.

What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school?
– The elf-abet!

Why couldn’t Santa have cereal in the morning?
-All of his bowls were filled with jelly.

Whenever someone asks Santa for help with their Christmas tree, what does he say?
-“Fir sure!”

How was the Roman Empire divided?
-With a pair of Caesars.

What’s Santa’s go-to doughnut order?
-A jolly-filled doughnut.

Why is Santa scared of chimneys?
– Because he’s claus-trophobic.

Why doesn’t Santa use reindeer milk in his coffee?
– He’s on a deery-free diet!

What’s Santa’s favorite kind of roll?
-Carols.

What do you call Santa’s little helpers?
-Subordinate Clauses.

What goes “Oh, Oh, Oh”?
-Santa walking backwards!

What kind of drink does Santa give to naughty girls and boys?
-Coal-a.

What kind of weather is Santa’s favorite?
– Sweater weather

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