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Santa Jokes 🎅 in 2025

What do a tree farm and salon have in common?
-Trimmings.

What’s Santa’s favorite candy?
– Jolly Ranchers.

Why is the alphabet in the North Pole different than the normal alphabet?
-The North Pole’s alphabet has noel.

What’s Santa’s favorite cereal?
-Corn (snow)Flakes.

What you get when you cross a duck with Santa?
-A Christmas quacker.

Why wouldn’t you want to get into a fight with Santa?
-He has a black belt.

What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?
-A “Holly” Davidson.

What’s Santa’s favourite type of crisps?
– Kringles!

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as she looked up at the sky?
-“Looks like rain, dear.”

Where does Santa stay on vacation?
-A ho-ho-hotel.

What’s red and green and flies?
– A sleigh-sick Santa.

When someone delivers a package to Santa, what do they do?
-Ring the (jingle) bell.

What do you call an elf who sings?
– A wrapper.

What smells the most in Santa’s sleigh?
-Santa’s nose.

Why was Santa’s little helper so sad?
– He had low elf-esteem.

How do Santa’s clothes stay so clean?
-He washes them with (Yule)Tide.

Who automatically gets added to the nice list?
– Anyone who cleans their chimney.

What breakfast do Santa and his wife like to eat together?
– Mistle-toast.

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