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Santa Jokes 🎅 in 2024

How does Santa get his sleigh to fly?
– I have no eye deer.

Does Santa believe in fate?
-Yep, he thinks whatever happens is (orna)meant to be.

Why does Santa go through the chimney?
– Because it soots him.

Who automatically gets added to the naughty list?
-A rebel without a claus.

What did the elves call Santa when he accidentally stepped on a bag of of cashews?
-A nutcracker.

What do you call Santa when he’s wearing ear muffs?
– Anything, he can’t hear you.

What’s the difference between Santa Claus and a knight?
-One slays a dragon, the other drags a sleigh!

What is Santa’s dog’s name?
– Santa Paws.s.”

Why does Santa use the chimney?
-Because it soots him.

What’s Santa’s favorite potato chip?
-Kringles.

What would Santa be called if he went down a chimney with the fire going?
-Crisp Kringle.

What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
-A rebel without a Claus.

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
-Santa Jaws!

Which of Santa’s friends is the most chill?
-Jack Frost.

What’s Santa’s favorite track and field event?
-(North) pole-vaulting.

Where does Santa cash his checks?
-At the snow bank.

Why does Santa Claus always carry that big bag of gifts?
– That’s just how he presents himself!

How do elves respond when Santa takes attendance?
– “Present!”

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