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Santa Jokes 🎅 in 2025

What do Santa and Mrs. Claus play on game night?
– Reindeer games.

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What do Santa’s elves learn in school?
– The elf-abet.

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Why did Santa and Mrs. Claus extend their garden?
-They love to hoe hoe hoe.

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How does Santa take pictures?
-With his Pole-aroid camera.

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Who is Santa’s favourite singer?
-Elf-is Presley!

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Who’s Santa’s favorite singer?
– Elfish Presley.

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What do a tree farm and salon have in common?
-Trimmings.

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What’s Santa’s favorite candy?
– Jolly Ranchers.

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Why is the alphabet in the North Pole different than the normal alphabet?
-The North Pole’s alphabet has noel.

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What’s Santa’s favorite cereal?
-Corn (snow)Flakes.

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What you get when you cross a duck with Santa?
-A Christmas quacker.

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Why wouldn’t you want to get into a fight with Santa?
-He has a black belt.

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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?
-A “Holly” Davidson.

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What’s Santa’s favourite type of crisps?
– Kringles!

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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as she looked up at the sky?
-“Looks like rain, dear.”

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Where does Santa stay on vacation?
-A ho-ho-hotel.

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What’s red and green and flies?
– A sleigh-sick Santa.

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When someone delivers a package to Santa, what do they do?
-Ring the (jingle) bell.

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