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Santa Jokes 🎅 in 2025

What’s the difference between Santa Claus and a knight?
-One slays a dragon, the other drags a sleigh!

What is Santa’s dog’s name?
– Santa Paws.s.”

Why does Santa use the chimney?
-Because it soots him.

What’s Santa’s favorite potato chip?
-Kringles.

What would Santa be called if he went down a chimney with the fire going?
-Crisp Kringle.

What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
-A rebel without a Claus.

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
-Santa Jaws!

Which of Santa’s friends is the most chill?
-Jack Frost.

What’s Santa’s favorite track and field event?
-(North) pole-vaulting.

Where does Santa cash his checks?
-At the snow bank.

Why does Santa Claus always carry that big bag of gifts?
– That’s just how he presents himself!

How do elves respond when Santa takes attendance?
– “Present!”

What do Santa and Mrs. Claus play on game night?
– Reindeer games.

What do Santa’s elves learn in school?
– The elf-abet.

Why did Santa and Mrs. Claus extend their garden?
-They love to hoe hoe hoe.

How does Santa take pictures?
-With his Pole-aroid camera.

Who is Santa’s favourite singer?
-Elf-is Presley!

Who’s Santa’s favorite singer?
– Elfish Presley.

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