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Santa Jokes 🎅 in 2025

Why does Santa have three gardens?
-So he can “ho ho ho”!

What nationality is Santa Claus?
– North Polish.

Why don’t you ever see Santa Claus in the hospital?
– Because he has privateelf care.

What is Santa’s favourite US state to deliver presents?
-Idaho-ho-ho!

What was wrong with the Grinch on Christmas?
-He was feeling claus-trophobic.

What was one of Santa’s helpers called who kept making toys for himself?
– S-elf-ish.

Why was Santa having money problems?
-He was nickel-less.

What’s Santa’s favorite type of music?
-Wrap.

What did Santa do when he went speed dating?
-He pulled a cracker!

What’s Santa’s favorite fruit?
-(Sugar)plums.

Why does Mrs. Claus love the Christmas season?
-It makes her feel so santa-mental.

How does Santa take care of sick people?
-He nurses them back to elf.

What did Santa say to the smoker?
– Please don’t smoke, it’s bad for my elf!

When Santa doesn’t want to do something, what does he say?
– “Snow thanks!”

What goes “oh-oh-oh?”
-Santa walking backwards.

Where does Santa stay on vacation?
-At a ho-ho-hotel.

What does Mrs. Claus sing to Santa on his birthday?
– “Freeze a jolly good fellow!”

Why is Santa so good at karate?
-He has a black belt.

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