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Santa Jokes 🎅 in 2025

What do you call a broke Santa?
-Saint Nickel-less!

What do you call a cat who works for Santa?
-Santa Claws.

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?
-A lost clause!

Who delivers Christmas presents to cats and dogs?
– Santa Paws.

Who is Santa’s least favorite reindeer?
-Rude-olph.

What did Santa name his pet frog?
-Mistletoad.

What’s the difference between a knight and Santa Claus?
-One slays a dragon, the other drags a sleigh.

Does Santa believe in fate?
-Yep, he thinks whatever happens is (orna)meant to be.

Why does Santa go through the chimney?
– Because it soots him.

Who automatically gets added to the naughty list?
-A rebel without a claus.

What did the elves call Santa when he accidentally stepped on a bag of of cashews?
-A nutcracker.

What do you call Santa when he’s wearing ear muffs?
– Anything, he can’t hear you.

What’s the difference between Santa Claus and a knight?
-One slays a dragon, the other drags a sleigh!

What is Santa’s dog’s name?
– Santa Paws.s.”

Why does Santa use the chimney?
-Because it soots him.

What’s Santa’s favorite potato chip?
-Kringles.

What would Santa be called if he went down a chimney with the fire going?
-Crisp Kringle.

What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
-A rebel without a Claus.

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