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Santa Jokes 🎅 in 2025

What’s the difference between a knight and Santa Claus?
-One slays a dragon, the other drags a sleigh.

What do you call a broke Santa?
-Saint Nickel-less!

What do you call a cat who works for Santa?
-Santa Claws.

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?
-A lost clause!

Who delivers Christmas presents to cats and dogs?
– Santa Paws.

Who is Santa’s least favorite reindeer?
-Rude-olph.

What did Santa name his pet frog?
-Mistletoad.

How did Santa respond when Mrs. Claus told him he forgot something from the store?
-“But I checked the shopping list twice!”

What’s Santa’s go-to fast food order?
-A frosty.

What does Santa eat for breakfast?
-Frosted Flakes.

What does Santa spend his wages on?
-Jingle bills!

Why does Santa feel indebted to the elves?
– Because he’s an elf-made man.

How does Santa get his sleigh to fly?
– I have no eye deer.

Does Santa believe in fate?
-Yep, he thinks whatever happens is (orna)meant to be.

Why does Santa go through the chimney?
– Because it soots him.

Who automatically gets added to the naughty list?
-A rebel without a claus.

What did the elves call Santa when he accidentally stepped on a bag of of cashews?
-A nutcracker.

What do you call Santa when he’s wearing ear muffs?
– Anything, he can’t hear you.

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