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Sandwich jokes 🥪 in 2025

I saw my ex working at subway the other day
– So I stopped in and had her make me a sandwich, for old times sake.

What did McDonalds call their new disappearing sandwich?
– The McCaan Burger

You’re probably Ghana think”no one will Bolivia. There’s just Norway.”
– I thought I Kuwait but then I Saudi Turkey, Iraq of ribs and a Canada best sauce and my Bahrain was like Oman, I Israel Hungary… so Iran to the kitchen to put Greece in the pan.

I hoped it could get Finnish quickly and because I was Russian, I didn’t Czech the label and accidentally added Chile. When I went to the loo I badly burnt my Holland I passed out.

I ended up in a hospital in Taiwan. I received Taipei blood and discharged. I had nowhere Togo and it was the worst situation I’ve ever Benin. I thought my wife would be worried or Rwanda where I’ve been.

I needed food and thought Alaska. I phoned her and asked “Kenya bring me a sandwich?” she brought me pineapple on a bun because she knows it’s just Hawaii roll.

The end.

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