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Sandwich jokes 🥪 in 2025

Where do golfers go to eat?
– The sand-wedge shop

Why is Alabama the worlds biggest sandwich?
– Because the whole state is inbred

A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example:
– Jane ate her friend’s sandwich.
— – Jane ate her friend’s colon.

My sandwich had a bomb inside
– I think I might have explosive diarrhoea

Analogies are like ham sandwiches.
– I am currently making one.

Some friends are discussing the best way to make a toasted sandwich. I’m playing Breville’s Advocate.

TIL subway workers can get fired for messing up one sandwich.
– Whoops, wrong sub.

TIL In India you can never buy a sandwich in the same place twice
– You always have to go to a New Del(h)i

In the Resident Evil series, how does one make a proper Jill Sandwich?
– You put it between two slices of Breadfield and then add some Weskershire sauce.

Husband: The kids haven’t eaten their sandwiches
Wife: ok just throw them out

[Later]
Husband: *helping the kids pack a suitcase* look I’m as surprised as you are

Willpower
– I’d just come out of the shop with a roast beef sandwich, large chips, ear of corn, & a jumbo sausage. A poor, homeless man sat there and said ‘I haven’t eaten for two days.’

I told him, ‘I wish I had your will power.’

BOSS: What’s going on here?
BOSS: What’s going on here?
JAMES: Dave’s mad because he specifically labelled his sandwich in the fridge and I accidentally-
DAVE: Not accidentally, on purpose!!
JAMES: ugh ok FINE. And I, “on purpose”, slept with his wife

What does Bugs Bunny put on his intergalactic PB&J sandwich?
– Space jam.

Went to my local sandwich shop and asked for “a sub filled to the brim with cheese and baloney”
– They just linked me to r/jokes

Where do golfers go to eat?
– The sand-wedge shop

TIFU by eating my coworkers sandwich instead of mine.
– oops wrong sub.

I saw my ex working at subway the other day
– So I stopped in and had her make me a sandwich, for old times sake.

What did McDonalds call their new disappearing sandwich?
– The McCaan Burger

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