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Sandwich jokes 🥪 in 2025
The sandwich is a traditional lunch and supper, even finding its way into being a breakfast sandwich, and this versatility and ability to adapt has brought out many sandwich jokes. They are easily portable, require no silverware, and are the ultimate grab and go meal.
What do you call a horse meat sandwich in Kentucky?
– Last placed.
Why do hamburgers go to the gym?
– To get better buns.
TIFU By Eating My Boss’s Sandwich
– Oops wrong sub.
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer.
– The bar man says, “sorry, we don’t serve food”.
The Cheeseburger
Man walks into a bar and the sign reads:
Cheeseburger – $1.50
Chicken Sandwich – $2.00
Hand Jobs – $10.00
He calls over the waitress and asks: “Are you the one who gives the handjobs?”
She smiles and answers: “Yes I am!”
So the man replies: “Can you please wash you hands, I want a cheeseburger.”
Man 1: “I love sandwiches!” Man 2: “Me too. By the way, I heard you just bought a horse! What did you name it?” Man 1: “Mayo.” Man 2: “Mayo? Why Mayo?”
Man 1: “Because he neighs.”
Friends told me to bring bangers and rockets to their fireworks party. My sausage and peppery lettuce sandwiches didn’t go down well.
What did the caveman order at the cafeteria?
– A Club Sandwich
Why did the chemist die after making himself a Pb & Jelly sandwich?
– He got lead poisoning.
Me and my buddy got into a debate about flat bread being used for sandwiches.
– We decided it was a naan issue.
TIFU by ordering a Roast Beef instead of Chicken Teriyaki sandwich.
– Oops, wrong sub.
If you loiter in a Tibetan spiritual leaders sandwich shop every day, then…
… you dilly dally in the Dalai’s deli daily.
Did you hear the one about the armless man and the tuna sandwich?
– **He didn’t make it.**
A despondent young woman who had lost her job and her house had decided to commit suicide.
She was walking along a bridge across the harbor, getting the nerve to jump in, when a young man saw her.
“Don’t do it!” he called out. He looked at her and realized she was incredibly beautiful. He came closer.
“What’s wrong?” he asked. The woman told him.
“Okay, here’s the thing,” he said. “I’m a crew member on a ship that leaves for Europe tomorrow morning. How about you come with me on the ship. I’ll bring you food and drink.” He slid his arm around her. “I keep you happy, you keep me happy.”
She agreed. After all, there wasn’t much else to do. She didn’t have family. The man was quite handsome as well. No harm in trying.
The next morning, he hid her in one of the lifeboats on the ship with a pillow and a blanket. Every night, he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made love until dawn.
One day, about a week after the affair started, the captain was doing his rounds and found her inside one of the lifeboats. “What the hell are you doing here?” She explained what was going on.
“I get food and a trip to Europe, and he gets to screw me.”
“He sure does, sweetheart. This is the Sydney Harbor Ferry.”
What does Anakin Skywalker never order at a restaurant?
– Sandwiches.
Visited my dad and he made me a breakfast sandwich and I joked him for a change.
He made us all egg sandwiches, over easy – runny and delicious. I got some on my hand and as I went to lick it off said, “Yolks on me.”
Dad went, “Heh. That’s my girl.”
Ain’t no higher praise.
Why are Subway cooks called “Sandwich Artists”?
– Even art majors deserve recognition
What do you call someone from Alabama stuck in a sandwich?
– Inbread.
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What Makes it a Sandwich?
Recently there has been many discussions about what makes something a sandwich, and the funniest sandwich jokes are peppering each conversation. Corny sandwich jokes that are determined the only requirement to be named as one is to have food between two pieces of bread. Cheesy sandwich jokes, however, may point out that using a bun or other type of bread product still qualifies it as a sandwich, including hamburger, hot dogs, and more. Clean sandwich jokes are used right along with hamburger jokes, or hot dog jokes and other food jokes.However, each person determines what makes something a sandwich seems to be more personal than expected, and the definition leaves it open to opinion. One liner sandwich jokes are sure to stay popular until this conversation is closed, or even beyond.
Where are Sandwich Jokes Used Most?
Great places for top sandwich jokes are sandwich shops and lunch rooms. Sandwich shops often use their best sandwich jokes to label and name the sandwiches, as a way to make the menu memorable and keep people coming back. It’s a fun way to interact with the customers and can help them to feel connected to the shop and the people who work there.Decorations in these spaces can make the best use of the cute sandwich jokes to decorate their walls and their table cloths. Hilarious sandwich jokes on the advertising signs and out front of the building can help to bring in new people, as they will remember how fun the add was, or the silly sandwich joke that makes the customers feel like it would be a fun place to eat. People will naturally gravitate to spaces and stores that make them feel light, happy, and comfortable, so the funniest sandwich jokes are a good sway for small businesses to bring in new people.
Sandwich jokes for kids are included in their lunchrooms, as a way to encourage healthy eating and making good choices. They can point out the ingredients that create a balanced lunch or meal, and how to keep it healthy in order to eat it later and to take it to go. Books and even cartoons may find that cute sandwich jokes appear throughout the stories as the characters share their favorite foods, and even kids’ recipe books will have a few vegetable jokes, bread jokes, and other food related jokes to keep their interest and make it fun to read.
School health programs help to teach healthy choices and caring for the body and there are many ways for this to be done that will add fun and get kids to focus and remember the details. Jokes, stories, and puns are all tools that are used in these situations, and they are found throughout the classes.
Why is a Sandwich Joke Funny?
Some of the funniest jokes are about items that are regular, predictable, and popular. As they are something that is familiar to people, they are suitable in a wide range of places and to a large set of demographics. Sandwiches are a greatly accepted lunch food and they are easily recognized, with their presentation and portability. The boringness that is built in to the sandwich is what makes the jokes as funny as they are. It takes something mundane and makes it silly through a pun, a joke, a silly story or a shared experience that was funny. Seeing things in a new ways and through a different approach can make it funnier than it normally is, and this makes it entertaining and fun.People enjoy the best jokes no matter what the topic is and there are endless topics to be discussed. Everyone enjoys a good joke, and once they find a few that fit their personality and their style they are sure to share it with all of their favorite people.