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Sailor jokes ⛵ in 2025

What music system did the sailors use the most?
– A boat player!

Ferry impressive!

How do ocean sailors say hello to each other?
– They wave.

Guy goes out on a friends yacht and asks, “don’t these cheap yachts sink all the time.”
– His brother answers: “All the time? If it’s gonna sink, it’ll only be once!”

What was the name of the pirate that did not fear the tides?
– Johnny Depth.

What did the boat say to the other boat?
– “Can I get a free pass on row-mance?”

Why was the sailor broke?
– The captain docked his pay.

Why did the angry sail fall down?
– It blew a gasket.

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