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Sailor jokes ⛵ in 2025

What does Captain Jack Sparrow usually cook?
– Pyrex of the Caribbean.

Why did the sailor keep his money on an elevated sea floor?
– It was a bank.

What do you call a sailor when he sits in a wooden crate?
– A Jack in the box.

Guy at the Marina: “So which of these boats is the one I won in the dice game?”
– “Yacht C,” the attendant says.
– “No. Craps!”

What did they call the boat that refused to let sea men on?
– Censor-ship.

What kind of detergent do sailors use the most?
– Tide.

Literally sailing into the sunset, and how?

What do you call the fastest sailboat in the world?
– Usain Boat.

Where do sailors make change for a dollar?
– On the quarterdeck.

How did the wedding on the boat go?
– They had a ferry-tale ending!

What do you call a person specialized in boat chemistry?
– Salter White.

You know I was mermaid to be in the sea!

How long did the sailor wait?
– Until the bitter end.

What does BOAT stand for?
– Break out another thousand.

What do you call a boat with AI?
– Row-bot.

Why did the baseball player bring his gear on the sailboat?
– He was told he might have to batten down the hatches.

Why wasn’t the sailboat ever happy?
– It wasn’t a Jolly Boat! (Jolly boats are a type of barge).

Don’t worry. Schooner or later, you’ll learn to sail!

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