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Sailor jokes ⛵ in 2025

How old was the sailboat?
– Wind Age. (Windage is the wind resistance of a boat)

What do you do with a drunker sailor?
– Worry he’s gonna get wrecked!

What was the name of the boat filled with football players?
– Sportsman-ship.

What happened to the Spanish guy who was on a cruise ship?
– He got lost at ‘Si.’

Forever in need of some vitamin sea.

How big was the shipwrecked sailboat?
– It was capsized.

How do boats say hello to one another?
– They wave!

What is the name of the boat made of stones?
– A hard-ship.

What activity do zombies like to do on a cruise ship?
– They like to shuffle-board!

Where did the Monkees keep their sailing gear?
– In Davy Jones’ Locker.

Why did the sailor bring a salt shaker with him?
– To put it on the leach. (leach is the after edge of a sail, and a blood sucking animal)

Where do the sick boats go for checkups?
– To the doc.

Which movie do sailors like to watch the most?
– The Codfather.

What’s up dock?

Where do you take a sick sailboat?
– To the nearest doc.

Who were all the sailboats afraid of?
– The wicked winch of the west.

“Can you go pick up my boat? It’s at the dock.”
– Oh no! Is it sick? You should give it some vitamin sea.

How do you get a good deal on the boat?
– When there is a sail on it.

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