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Sailor jokes ⛵ in 2024

What detergent do sailors use?
– Tide!

What kind of reptile might you find on a sailboat?
– A Lizard! (lizard is a short length of rope with ane eye)

What kind of vegetable is not allowed on ships?
– Leeks.

How were the goods transported through the ship?
– With the help of car-go.

Having yachts of fun!

How do you make a sailboat look younger?
– With Boat-Tox.

At the regatta, the blue sailboat hit the red one…
– They were marooned!

What did the captain tell the passengers on the boat?
– “It’s going to be a cruizy ride!”

Why did the captain hire a cleaning service?
– His sailboat was looking dinghy.

Why didn’t the rope speak English?
– It was Flemish (flemish is when a rope is coiled flat).

What did Watson say to his boss when he noticed their boat had to be towed?
– “No shit! Sherlock.”

Why were the ship owners so sad about buying the new ship?
– Because it coasta-plenty to them!

What was the soccer player looking for on the boat?
– Cleats.

What baseball team do Sailors root for?
– The Seattle Mariners.

What music system did the sailors use the most?
– A boat player!

Ferry impressive!

How do ocean sailors say hello to each other?
– They wave.

Guy goes out on a friends yacht and asks, “don’t these cheap yachts sink all the time.”
– His brother answers: “All the time? If it’s gonna sink, it’ll only be once!”

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