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Sailor jokes ⛵ in 2025

What did Watson say to his boss when he noticed their boat had to be towed?
– “No shit! Sherlock.”

Why were the ship owners so sad about buying the new ship?
– Because it coasta-plenty to them!

What was the soccer player looking for on the boat?
– Cleats.

What baseball team do Sailors root for?
– The Seattle Mariners.

What music system did the sailors use the most?
– A boat player!

Ferry impressive!

How do ocean sailors say hello to each other?
– They wave.

Guy goes out on a friends yacht and asks, “don’t these cheap yachts sink all the time.”
– His brother answers: “All the time? If it’s gonna sink, it’ll only be once!”

What was the name of the pirate that did not fear the tides?
– Johnny Depth.

What did the boat say to the other boat?
– “Can I get a free pass on row-mance?”

Why was the sailor broke?
– The captain docked his pay.

Why did the angry sail fall down?
– It blew a gasket.

I went to the Black Friday sale at the boat store.
– It was quite an oar deal.

Why are boats not weirded out by another boat and their activities?
– Because they respect whatever floats each other’s boats.

Why did the sailor fall asleep?
– Because he went for snore-kling!

How did the priest sink the brand new sailboat?
– He christened it with holey water.

When do sailors eat dinner?
– Maritime.

What was the name of the dentist’s office, which got opened on a boat?
– The tooth ferry.

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