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Sailor jokes ⛵ in 2024

What is the name of the fastest sailboat in the world?
– Usain Boat.

Why did the laughter-ship sink very often?
– Because the anchor took a break!

What did the girl wear when she went sailing to the beach?
– A bimini top

Why was the sailor put in time-out?
– He was naughty-cal.

What was the discount rate at the boat store?
– A two-for-one sail.

How many sailors does it take to change a lightbulb?
– None, because there is no right size available onboard, and the marine store doesn’t carry that brand, and moreover, the mail-order has them on back-order.

Let’s fish upon a star.

Where did Bugs Bunny park his sailboat?
– At the what’s-up dock.

When is it time to paint another coat on a pirate ship?
– When its timbers be shivering!

What happened when the boat carrying red paint crashed against the boat carrying blue paint?
– The crew got marooned.

What is the name of the most joyful ship?
– The laughter-ship.

What sailing movie featured Luke Skywater?
– Star Board.

What did the two ropes do after falling in love?
– They got hitched (hitch is a type of knot).

How do you know when a boat is feeling affectionate?
– When it hugs the shore!

Where do the most deadly creatures like zombies go for sailing?
– To the Dead Sea.

Yeah, buoy, let’s sail!

What kind of knot does Santa use when sailing?
– A Cringle.

Where do sailors play checkers?
– Overboard.

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