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Sailor jokes ⛵ in 2025

It’s time to sail-abrate good times, come on!

What happened to the sailor who did poorly on his sailing test?
– He got C-sick.

Two sailors talking, the first one says, “My girlfriend just sailed to the Caribbean.”
– “Jamaica?” The other one asked.
– “Heck no! She’d been wanting to go for a long time.”

What was the name of the optometrist who came on the boat?
– A see captain.

Who got a free movie ticket pass on the cruise ship?
– Tom Cruise.

What race is never run?
– A regatta.

Where do sailors buy tools?
– Harbor Freight.

Why is the boat always getting great deals?
– It loves a sail.

What is the name of the fastest sailboat in the world?
– Usain Boat.

Why did the laughter-ship sink very often?
– Because the anchor took a break!

What did the girl wear when she went sailing to the beach?
– A bimini top

Why was the sailor put in time-out?
– He was naughty-cal.

What was the discount rate at the boat store?
– A two-for-one sail.

How many sailors does it take to change a lightbulb?
– None, because there is no right size available onboard, and the marine store doesn’t carry that brand, and moreover, the mail-order has them on back-order.

Let’s fish upon a star.

Where did Bugs Bunny park his sailboat?
– At the what’s-up dock.

When is it time to paint another coat on a pirate ship?
– When its timbers be shivering!

What happened when the boat carrying red paint crashed against the boat carrying blue paint?
– The crew got marooned.

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