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Sailor jokes ⛵ in 2025

What is the name of the boat that is famous among people?
– Relation-ship.

Why was the kid so happy about dreaming of sailing in a sea full of soda?
– Because it was just a Fanta-sea.

Where did the flying boat land?
– At the air-port.

At the regatta, the blue sailboat hit the red one…
– They were marooned!

What did the captain tell the passengers on the boat?
– “It’s going to be a cruizy ride!”

Why did the captain hire a cleaning service?
– His sailboat was looking dinghy.

Why didn’t the rope speak English?
– It was Flemish (flemish is when a rope is coiled flat).

What did Watson say to his boss when he noticed their boat had to be towed?
– “No shit! Sherlock.”

Why were the ship owners so sad about buying the new ship?
– Because it coasta-plenty to them!

What was the soccer player looking for on the boat?
– Cleats.

What baseball team do Sailors root for?
– The Seattle Mariners.

What music system did the sailors use the most?
– A boat player!

Ferry impressive!

How do ocean sailors say hello to each other?
– They wave.

Guy goes out on a friends yacht and asks, “don’t these cheap yachts sink all the time.”
– His brother answers: “All the time? If it’s gonna sink, it’ll only be once!”

What was the name of the pirate that did not fear the tides?
– Johnny Depth.

What did the boat say to the other boat?
– “Can I get a free pass on row-mance?”

Why was the sailor broke?
– The captain docked his pay.

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