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Running jokes 🏃‍♀️ in 2025

Did you hear about the marathon runner who ran for three hours but only moved two feet?
– He only had two feet!

What do you get when you run behind a car?
– EXHAUSTED

Why do runners refuse to take a nap during a race?
– Because if you snooze, you lose.

Why do oysters love to go to the gym?
– Because the trainer said that it was good for the mussel.

“How do you know if someone ran a marathon?
– Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.”

Why was the blonde jogging backwards?
– She wanted to gain weight!

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