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Running jokes 🏃‍♀️ in 2025

What do you call a competitive runner who just broke up with his girlfriend?
– Homeless

What do you call running while listening to your favorite rapper?
– A Snoop Jogg.

What do athletes eat before a race?
– Nothing. They fast.

Why did the gym trainer bring a bear to the gym?
– So that all of the members would be ripped to shreds.

“I run so my goals in life will continue to get bigger instead of my belly.”

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
– Run! She’s got a hand grenade in her mouth.

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