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Running jokes 🏃‍♀️ in 2025

What happens to a person if they run in front of a car?
– They become tire-d.

What is Cardi B called when she gets on a treadmill?
– CardiO.

Don’t stop yourself.

“A good run is like a cup of coffee.
– I’m much nicer after I’ve had one.”

Why do runners go jogging early in the morning?
– They want to finish before their brain figures out what they’re doing.

Why are Scandinavians considered to be the best runners across the globe?
– Because they start near the Finnish line.

Why do all the cross country runners want to go to college?
– Because they know that college pays off in the long run.

“My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life.
– I think he was right.
– I feel ten years older already.”

Did you hear about the marathon runner who ran for three hours but only moved two feet?
– He only had two feet!

What do you get when you run behind a car?
– EXHAUSTED

Why do runners refuse to take a nap during a race?
– Because if you snooze, you lose.

Why do oysters love to go to the gym?
– Because the trainer said that it was good for the mussel.

“How do you know if someone ran a marathon?
– Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.”

Why was the blonde jogging backwards?
– She wanted to gain weight!

Which type of race is never run?
– A swimming race.

Why do people with wanderlusts hate using treadmills?
– Because they get you nowhere.

My life changed when I became a runner.

“I consider my refusal to run today as resistance training.”

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