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Running jokes 🏃‍♀️ in 2025

How did the son know that his dad was a dedicated runner?
– He had more miles on his treadmill than on his car.

Why did the scared new gym trainer quit his new job at the gym?
– He handed in his two weak notice.

“Run like there’s a hot guy in front of you and a creepy one behind you.”

Why did the chicken run across the road?
– There was a car coming.

If you cut Usain Bolt, what does that make you?
– A bolt cutter.

Why can’t you hear a cross country runner while they’re training?
– Because they wear sneakers.

“The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.”

If twenty monkeys run after one banana, what time is it?
– Twenty after one!

Why do dogs run in circles?
– Because its hard to run in squares!

Why was the skinny woman jogging backward?
– Because she wanted to gain weight.

Why do football coaches go to the bank?
– To get their quarterback.

“Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out they’ve got a second.”

What’s the difference between the Arizona Cardinals & the Taliban?
– The Taliban has a running game.

If I cut Usain Bolt what am I?
– A boltcutter.

What is another name for a free treadmill?
– The great outdoors.

How does a physicist work out at the gym?
– They work out by pumping ion.

“Running won’t solve all your problems.
– But then again,neither will housework.”

Why can’t you take a nap during a race?
– Because if you snooze, you lose!

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