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Running jokes 🏃‍♀️ in 2025

Why do runners refuse to take a nap during a race?
– Because if you snooze, you lose.

Why do oysters love to go to the gym?
– Because the trainer said that it was good for the mussel.

“How do you know if someone ran a marathon?
– Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.”

Why was the blonde jogging backwards?
– She wanted to gain weight!

Which type of race is never run?
– A swimming race.

Why do people with wanderlusts hate using treadmills?
– Because they get you nowhere.

My life changed when I became a runner.

“I consider my refusal to run today as resistance training.”

Do your buses run on time?
– No, they run on diesel.

Why was the runner in the marathon stopped and taken to jail?
– He was resisting a rest.

Why did nobody consider Cinderella a good athlete?
– Because everyone knew that her coach was a pumpkin.

“If you start to feel good during an ultra, don’t worry,
– you will get over it.”

I told my mum the refrigerator was running so she got dressed and ran after it…

What’s the hardest thing about running cross country?
– Telling your parents that your gay!

Why do birds go running early in the morning?
– Early bird gets the worm.

Why did the couple refuse to go to the gym anymore?
– Because their relationship wasn’t working out.

“Run like hell and get the agony over with.”

If runners get athlete’s foot what do astronauts get?
– Mistletoe?

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