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Running jokes 🏃‍♀️ in 2025

Running is the only answer. The problem is pointless.

“It’s a hill. Get over it.”

Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
– The lettuce was a “head” and the tomato was trying to “ketchup”!

What does a runner in the last place drink to help them?
– Ketch-up.

What happens if an invisible man runs on the track field?
– You’ll see running like you’ve never seen before.

“Jogging is for people who aren’t intelligent enough to watch television.”

How do you know when you’ve married a running enthusiast?
– When you have more running clothes than regular clothes in your laundry pile.

What kind of running shoes are made from banana skins?
– Slippers.

Why do joggers not get bummed out after a breakup?
– Because they had a good run.

Why was the new gym trainer fired on his first day of the job?
– They thought that he wasn’t fit for the job.

“Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet.”

What race is never run?
– A swimming race.

What is the one thing that track coaches and dentists have in common?
– They both use drills.

What do you call a runner running a charity marathon?
– A goody-two-shoes.

“Jogging is very beneficial. It’s good for your legs and your feet.
– It’s also very good for the ground.
– It makes it feel needed.”

“My other legs are Kenyan.”

Why can’t you let a jogger be a potential juror?
– Because you’ll have a runaway jury.

What do runners do as a brain workout?
– They jog their memory.

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