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Running jokes 🏃‍♀️ in 2025

Why doesn’t the bell make any sound at the gym?
– Because it’s a dumb-bell.

“We can’t all be heroes
– because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.”

What do you get when you run in front of a car?
– TIRED

Why should you avoid having a runner as a potential juror?
– Because then, you’ll have a runaway jury.

What do you call a runner who can make his shoes disappear?
– The Great Shoe-dini.

Run today, marathon tomorrow.

“If found on ground, please drag to finish line.”

The only reason I took up running was to hear heavy breathing again.

What do runners like to eat before a big race?
– They eat fast food.

Why is the track team from South Dakota considered to be the best?
– They rush more.

“If the hill has its own name,
– then it’s probably a pretty tough hill.”

How did the barber win the foot race?
– He took a short cut.

Why did the vegetarians stop running cross country?
– They didn’t like meets!

What do you call a couple that runs a marathon without leaving each other’s side?
– Running mates.

Why are there no ghosts at the gym?
– Because all the gyms have been exercised.

“It’s rude to count people as you pass them.
– Out loud.”

How do you know your a dedicated runner?
– When your treadmill has more miles on it than your car.

What do you call a prank pulled by a coach on his track runner?
– A running gag.

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