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Running jokes 🏃‍♀️ in 2025

What do runners do when they forget something?
– They jog their memory

I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins.
– I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it,
– but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

Which way do crazy runners go if they get lost?
– They take the psycho-path.

Why did the fisherman refuse to lift any more weights?
– Because he pulled a mussel.

“Good things come slow.
– Especially in distance running.”

Why doesn’t Mexico have a competitive Olympic team?
– Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the United States

Is your refrigerator running?
– If so, I may vote for it.

What happens to a person if they run in front of a car?
– They become tire-d.

What is Cardi B called when she gets on a treadmill?
– CardiO.

Don’t stop yourself.

“A good run is like a cup of coffee.
– I’m much nicer after I’ve had one.”

Why do runners go jogging early in the morning?
– They want to finish before their brain figures out what they’re doing.

Why are Scandinavians considered to be the best runners across the globe?
– Because they start near the Finnish line.

Why do all the cross country runners want to go to college?
– Because they know that college pays off in the long run.

“My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life.
– I think he was right.
– I feel ten years older already.”

Did you hear about the marathon runner who ran for three hours but only moved two feet?
– He only had two feet!

What do you get when you run behind a car?
– EXHAUSTED

Why do runners refuse to take a nap during a race?
– Because if you snooze, you lose.

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