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Running jokes 🏃‍♀️ in 2025

How did the barber win the foot race?
– He took a short cut.

Why did the vegetarians stop running cross country?
– They didn’t like meets!

What do you call a couple that runs a marathon without leaving each other’s side?
– Running mates.

Why are there no ghosts at the gym?
– Because all the gyms have been exercised.

“It’s rude to count people as you pass them.
– Out loud.”

How do you know your a dedicated runner?
– When your treadmill has more miles on it than your car.

What do you call a prank pulled by a coach on his track runner?
– A running gag.

What chocolate bar do runners eat on their cheat day?
– Snickers.

Running is the only answer. The problem is pointless.

“It’s a hill. Get over it.”

Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
– The lettuce was a “head” and the tomato was trying to “ketchup”!

What does a runner in the last place drink to help them?
– Ketch-up.

What happens if an invisible man runs on the track field?
– You’ll see running like you’ve never seen before.

“Jogging is for people who aren’t intelligent enough to watch television.”

How do you know when you’ve married a running enthusiast?
– When you have more running clothes than regular clothes in your laundry pile.

What kind of running shoes are made from banana skins?
– Slippers.

Why do joggers not get bummed out after a breakup?
– Because they had a good run.

Why was the new gym trainer fired on his first day of the job?
– They thought that he wasn’t fit for the job.

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