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Running jokes 🏃‍♀️ in 2025

What does a runner drink when she is in last place?
– Ketchup.

Why were pets not allowed to compete in the marathon?
– Because they are not part of the human race.

What is it called when a knife joins a track team?
– Blade Runner.

“Life is short. Running makes it seem longer.”

Why did the trainer want her client to work out where it was sunny?
– So she would feel the burn.

What do a dentist and a track coach have in common?
– They both use drills!

If you refuse to go running one day, what type of training are you doing?
– Resistance training.

Why doesn’t the bell make any sound at the gym?
– Because it’s a dumb-bell.

“We can’t all be heroes
– because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.”

What do you get when you run in front of a car?
– TIRED

Why should you avoid having a runner as a potential juror?
– Because then, you’ll have a runaway jury.

What do you call a runner who can make his shoes disappear?
– The Great Shoe-dini.

Run today, marathon tomorrow.

“If found on ground, please drag to finish line.”

The only reason I took up running was to hear heavy breathing again.

What do runners like to eat before a big race?
– They eat fast food.

Why is the track team from South Dakota considered to be the best?
– They rush more.

“If the hill has its own name,
– then it’s probably a pretty tough hill.”

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