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Running jokes 🏃‍♀️ in 2025

Why was the blonde jogging backwards?
– She wanted to gain weight!

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Which type of race is never run?
– A swimming race.

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Why do people with wanderlusts hate using treadmills?
– Because they get you nowhere.

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My life changed when I became a runner.

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“I consider my refusal to run today as resistance training.”

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Do your buses run on time?
– No, they run on diesel.

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Why was the runner in the marathon stopped and taken to jail?
– He was resisting a rest.

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Why did nobody consider Cinderella a good athlete?
– Because everyone knew that her coach was a pumpkin.

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“If you start to feel good during an ultra, don’t worry,
– you will get over it.”

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I told my mum the refrigerator was running so she got dressed and ran after it…

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What’s the hardest thing about running cross country?
– Telling your parents that your gay!

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Why do birds go running early in the morning?
– Early bird gets the worm.

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Why did the couple refuse to go to the gym anymore?
– Because their relationship wasn’t working out.

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“Run like hell and get the agony over with.”

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If runners get athlete’s foot what do astronauts get?
– Mistletoe?

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What happens to a person if they run behind a car?
– They get exhaust-ed.

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Why did only gym members laugh while running on the treadmill?
– You won’t get it. It was a running inside joke.

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Running seems impossible before you finish your first lap.

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