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Roses are red violets are blue Jokes 🌹 in 2024

Roses are red,Violets are blue,
– I want to order pizza,And watch Netflix with you.

Roses are red,Violets are blue,
-I cry myself to sleep,Dreaming of you.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.
-God made me pretty. What happened to you?

“Roses are red,Violets are blue,
-I’m a schizophrenic,and so am I.” — Billy Connolly

Roses are red,Violets are blue,
-When I flush the toilet,I remember you.

Roses are red, pizza sauce is too,
I ordered a large but I’m not sharing with you.

Roses are red,Violets are blue,
-Look at me again,It will be the end of you.

Some roses aren’t red,Some violets are blue,
-Nobody’s wrong,Except maybe you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue,
– You snore like a bear, But I’m still into you.

Roses are red,Violets are blue,
– I have a gun,Get in the van.

Roses are red,Violets are blue,
-I said it was me,It was actually you.

Roses are red,Violets are blue,
– I’m using my hand,But thinking of you.

Roses are red, violets are blue,
– I bet my mom is funnier than you.

Roses are red,Violets are blue,
-Your phone is smart,So why aren’t you?

Roses are red,Violets are blue,
-So glad I realized I’m better without you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue,
– I have Alzheimer’s Disease, Cheese on toast.

Roses are green,Violets are blue,
-I’m colorblind.

Roses are red,My screen is blue,
-I think I deleted system32.

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