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Rooster jokes ๐Ÿฆƒ in 2025

What’s a rooster’s favorite type of tree? A peck-an!

What’s a rooster’s favorite type of cereal? Corn-pecks!

Why did the rooster go to therapy? He had too many early mornings!

Why did the rooster become a musician? He wanted to rule the roost!

What’s a rooster’s favorite holiday? Easter, he gets to hide the eggs!

What’s a rooster’s favorite type of insect? Beetles, they’re easy to peck!

Why did the rooster join a band? He had the chicks for it!

Why don’t roosters like to gossip? They already crow enough!

Why did the rooster become a journalist? He liked to crow about the news!

What’s a rooster’s favorite type of literature? Poultry!

What’s a rooster’s favorite type of cheese? Peck-orino!

Why don’t roosters like horror movies? They’re already chicken!

Why did the rooster become a skydiver? He wanted to fly higher than the coop!

What’s a rooster’s favorite game? Cock-a-doodle-do or dare!

What’s a rooster’s favorite type of flower? A cock-a-doodle-daisy!

What’s a rooster’s favorite type of soap? Dove, they’re part of the same bird family!

Why don’t roosters become bankers? They can’t manage their cluck-terest!

Why did the rooster become a lifeguard? He was always up early for the swim!

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