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Rooster jokes ๐Ÿฆƒ in 2024

What’s a rooster’s favorite sport? Featherweight boxing!

What’s a rooster’s favorite type of vegetable? Corn-on-the-cob, easy to peck at!

Why did the rooster go to a comedy show? He wanted to crack a yolk!

Why did the rooster become a detective? He liked to scratch the surface of mysteries!

Why did the rooster become a dancer? He loved to crow-et!

What’s a rooster’s favorite type of car? A Coop!

What’s a rooster’s favorite type of pasta? Spag-hen-tti!

Why did the rooster become a gardener? He liked to scratch the surface!

Why did the rooster become a hairdresser? He had a comb to work with!

What’s a rooster’s favorite movie? “Cluck of the Morning”!

What’s a rooster’s favorite type of tree? A peck-an!

What’s a rooster’s favorite type of cereal? Corn-pecks!

Why did the rooster go to therapy? He had too many early mornings!

Why did the rooster become a musician? He wanted to rule the roost!

What’s a rooster’s favorite holiday? Easter, he gets to hide the eggs!

What’s a rooster’s favorite type of insect? Beetles, they’re easy to peck!

Why did the rooster join a band? He had the chicks for it!

Why don’t roosters like to gossip? They already crow enough!

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