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Rooster jokes ๐Ÿฆƒ in 2025

What’s a rooster’s favorite type of soda? Cock-a-doodle-dew!

Why don’t roosters go on dates? They’re always up with the dawn!

Why don’t roosters like to play soccer? They can’t handle the early kick-offs!

What’s a rooster’s favorite band? The Beakles!

What’s a rooster’s favorite type of candy? Cock-a-doodle-chews!

What’s a rooster’s favorite type of gum? Chick-lets!

Why don’t roosters play hide and seek? They always cock-a-doodle-do give themselves away!

Why don’t roosters like to travel? They always miss their dawn duties!

What’s a rooster’s favorite sport? Featherweight boxing!

What’s a rooster’s favorite type of vegetable? Corn-on-the-cob, easy to peck at!

Why did the rooster go to a comedy show? He wanted to crack a yolk!

Why did the rooster become a detective? He liked to scratch the surface of mysteries!

Why did the rooster become a dancer? He loved to crow-et!

What’s a rooster’s favorite type of car? A Coop!

What’s a rooster’s favorite type of pasta? Spag-hen-tti!

Why did the rooster become a gardener? He liked to scratch the surface!

Why did the rooster become a hairdresser? He had a comb to work with!

What’s a rooster’s favorite movie? “Cluck of the Morning”!

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