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Rooster jokes ๐Ÿฆƒ in 2025

What’s a rooster’s favorite type of music? Beak and Roll!

What’s a rooster’s favorite type of tea? Peck-mint!

Why did the rooster become a chef? He had a taste for the peck-uliar!

Why did the rooster become an archaeologist? He liked to peck at history!

What’s a rooster’s favorite type of pizza? Pepper-roony!

What’s a rooster’s favorite type of ice cream? Rocky Rooster!

Why did the rooster become a politician? He was good at winging it!

Why did the rooster become a comedian? He liked to crack people up!

What’s a rooster’s favorite type of weather? Fowl weather!

What’s a rooster’s favorite type of cake? Layer cake, for obvious reasons!

Why don’t roosters use phones? They already have a wake-up call!

Why did the rooster become a yoga instructor? He was always up with the sun!

Why don’t roosters like to play poker? They always fold at the slightest flutter!

What’s a rooster’s favorite city? New Yolk City!

What’s a rooster’s favorite type of soda? Cock-a-doodle-dew!

Why don’t roosters go on dates? They’re always up with the dawn!

Why don’t roosters like to play soccer? They can’t handle the early kick-offs!

What’s a rooster’s favorite band? The Beakles!

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