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Rodney Dangerfield Jokes in 2025

No respect, I tell ya I don’t get no respect! I went to the hardware store to buy some rat poison. The cashier says ‘Do you want a bag, or are you gonna eat it here?’

“I went to see my doctor. ‘Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror… I feel like throwing up. What’s wrong with me?’ He said, ‘I don’t know but your eyesight is perfect.’”

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