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Rock Jokes in 2025

What did the teenage rock say after failing its drive test?
-I don’t want to talc about it.

People say they like rock and roll,
-But I like the opposite, paper and slide is my jam

What do you call the rocks kids covered in chocolate?
-Coco pebbles.

My rock collection isn’t the best
-but it has sedimental value.

Why does everyone love The Rock?
-Because he is so gneiss.

Have you heard that new dog sled team from Canada that formed a rock band?
-They’re called Mush.

What did the metamorphic rock say during the test?
-This is too much pressure!

My friend asked if I would ever date the queen of rock, Tina
-I was like hell yeah! I’d never Turner down!

My favorite rock band is…
-…a slingshot!

Why was the geologist always depressed?
-He had a hard rock life.

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