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Rock Jokes in 2025

It’s not gneiss to hate.
-Rock on, dude.

My pet rock has started talking and asked me how babies were made.
-I told him I would explain when he was a little boulder!

Why is a moon rock tastier than an earth rock?
-Because it’s a little meteor.

Which fruit do rocks buy most often?
-Pom-a-granites.

Who is the best rock artist in the world?
-Michelangelo.

What do rocks and girls have in common?
-The flat ones get skipped

I’m not good with conversations, so I practice talking to large rocks.
-It helps me speak boulder.

What kind of magazine does a rock like to read?
-Rolling Stone.

I searched up “rock music” on the interwebs the other day and got nothing.
-I suppose it’s because rocks don’t usually sing.

I quit drugs to concentrate on rock climbing
-“nice… what’s the highest you’ve been?”
I tried to kiss a goldfish.

The study of rocks and minerals is called geology,
-and people that do geology are are called geologists.

How does you make a baby astronaut sleep?
-You rock-it

What kind of rock isn’t really a rock?
-A Sham-rock.

What rock group has four men that don’t sing?
-Mount Rushmore

Why did the space rock eat the hamburger?
-It wanted to be meteor.

John was excited to move into his new condo which was exactly below Dwayne Johnson’s apartment. But soon he became ignorant & oblivious to things happening around him. Why?
-Because John was living under The Rock.

What did the rock say to the word processor?
-Boulder.

Why does The Rock decides to leave WWE?
-He heard that The Paper was contesting…

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