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Robot jokes 🤖 in 2025

What name should you never call a robot?
– Rusty.

Why did the robot go on vacation?
– To recharge her batteries.

How do robots pay for things?
– With cache, of course!

What did the lady robot ask her husband when she tried on some new jeans?
– Does my bot look big in this?

Where do robots sit?
– On their robottoms!

What is a baby robot’s first word?
– Data.

What do robots drink from?
– A ro-bottle

Why are robots never afraid?
– They have nerves of steel.

What was the robot charged with?
– Assault and battery.

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