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Robot jokes 🤖 in 2025

What do you call a robot that likes to row?
– A row-bot.

Why did the robot have a hard time making friends?
– He had a real chip on his shoulder.

What happened when the inventor asked the robot for help?
– The robot literally gave him his hand!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
10!
10, who?
1010101110000110101000101000001

Why did the robot fail his exam?
– He was a bit rusty.

Why did the robot want to take a train up the mountain?
– He thought it would be a hard drive.

Two robots drove into a restaurant – what can I say, they were badly programmed!

What sound do robot sheep make?
– B-e-e-e-e-e-p…b-e-e-e-e-e-p.

What’s a robot’s favourite food?
– Microchips!

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