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Robot jokes 🤖 in 2025

Why did the robot have a hard time making friends?
– He had a real chip on his shoulder.

What happened when the inventor asked the robot for help?
– The robot literally gave him his hand!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
10!
10, who?
1010101110000110101000101000001

Why did the robot fail his exam?
– He was a bit rusty.

Why did the robot want to take a train up the mountain?
– He thought it would be a hard drive.

Two robots drove into a restaurant – what can I say, they were badly programmed!

What sound do robot sheep make?
– B-e-e-e-e-e-p…b-e-e-e-e-e-p.

What’s a robot’s favourite food?
– Microchips!

How do you make a robot angry?
– Push its buttons.

What happens to robots after they go defunct?
– They rust in peace!

Why did the robot get in trouble?
– He was a resistor!

How many letters are there in the robot alphabet?
– Two – 0 and 1!

What do robots wear in winter?
– Ro-boots.

What restaurant did the robot go to?
– Megabytes.

Why do robots make bad teachers?
– They just drone on and on!

How do robots eat pizza?
– One byte at a time.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ar!
Ar, who?
Ar2D2!

What name should you never call a robot?
– Rusty.

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