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Robot jokes 🤖 in 2025

I bought a wooden computer, guess what?
– It wooden work!

What’s a robot’s favourite country?
– Bots-wana.

Why did the robot go on holiday?
– To recharge her batteries.

What do you call a robot who likes to row?
– A row-bot!

What do you call a sad robot?
– A woe-bot.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wal!
Wal, who?
Wall-E!

Why did the robot sneeze?
– She had a virus.

What do you call a robot who always runs into the wall?
– Wall-E!

How do nano-robots travel?
– On the nano-tube!

What do you call a robot that likes eating noodles?
– A ramen-ator!

Why did all the school kids fall asleep in Professor Robot’s class?
– He kept droning on!

How do robots eat salsa?
– With micro chips.

Why do robots never use bank cards?
– They always pay with cache.

Why did the robot fail his exam?
– He was a bit rusty!

Why was the robot embarrassed?
– He had software and hardware, but no underwear.

I dated a robot for a while, but we broke up.
– He was just too high maintenance.

Why does everyone fall asleep in Professor Robot’s flying class?
– Because he drones on and on.

Why did the robot sneeze?
– She had a virus.

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