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Robot jokes 🤖 in 2025

What did the robot say to his crush?
– “I like you a bot.”

What is a robot’s favorite music genre?
– Heavy Metal.

What do robots drink when they need a boost of energy?
– Fossil fuel shakes!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Art!
Art, who?
Artificial intelligence!

What do robots wear in winter?
– Re-boots.

Why was the robot banned from driving? She beeped too much.

What name should you never call a robot?
– Rusty.

Did you hear about the writing robot who combined all the books ever written into one big novel?
– It’s a long story.

How did the robot get across the river?
– In a ro-boat!

Why are robot mechanics never lonely?
– They’re always making new friends.

I went to a robot convention – it was very aluminum-ating!

Why wouldn’t the robot respond?
– He had no actuator!

Why did the man buy the wooden computer?
– Because it was organic!

What music do robots like?
– Heavy metal.

Why did the robot need to go to therapy?
– Because he always bot-tled up his emotions!

What do you call a robot which drives a car?
– A road-bot.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Don!
Don, who?
Don’t push my buttons!

What do you call a robot dog? Dogmatic.

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