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Robot jokes 🤖 in 2025

How do robots exercise?
– Circuit training.

What do robots read in book club?
– Harry Potter and the Goblet of Wire.

What kind of robot lives in Alaska?
– Snow-bots.

Why did the robot go back to school?
– Her skills were a little rusty.

Why did the robot go to the shoe shop?
– To get rebooted!

What did the robot say to the man he had just met?
– “I am robot.”

Why did the robot need counseling?
– He bot-tled up his emotions.

Why did the robot get so angry?
– Everyone was pushing his buttons.

Why did the robot act strangely?
– He had a faulty circuit board!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Rob!
Rob, who?
Robot!

Why did the robot chicken cross the road?
– He was programmed to.

What do you call it when two robots go to a restaurant?
– A dinner data.

What do robots drink from?
– Ro-bottles!

How do robots drive fast?
– They put their metal to the pedal.

Judge: “So, Mr. Robot. Your neighbor accused you of stealing their electricity to power yourself. How do you plea?”
Robot, the defendant: “Guilty as charged.”

What do robot pine trees grow?
– Sili-cones.

How do doggy robots do?
– They byte!

Why does the robot struggle to make friends?
– He has a tough outer shell!

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