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Robot jokes 🤖 in 2025

How do robots eat salsa?
– With micro chips.

Why do robots never use bank cards?
– They always pay with cache.

Why did the robot fail his exam?
– He was a bit rusty!

Why was the robot embarrassed?
– He had software and hardware, but no underwear.

I dated a robot for a while, but we broke up.
– He was just too high maintenance.

Why does everyone fall asleep in Professor Robot’s flying class?
– Because he drones on and on.

Why did the robot sneeze?
– She had a virus.

Where do robots sit?
– On their ro-bottoms.

What makes Al Gore so robotic?
– His Al Gore rhythm

How do robots exercise?
– Circuit training.

What do robots read in book club?
– Harry Potter and the Goblet of Wire.

What kind of robot lives in Alaska?
– Snow-bots.

Why did the robot go back to school?
– Her skills were a little rusty.

Why did the robot go to the shoe shop?
– To get rebooted!

What did the robot say to the man he had just met?
– “I am robot.”

Why did the robot need counseling?
– He bot-tled up his emotions.

Why did the robot get so angry?
– Everyone was pushing his buttons.

Why did the robot act strangely?
– He had a faulty circuit board!

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