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Robot jokes 🤖 in 2025

Where do robots sit?
– On their robottoms!

What is a baby robot’s first word?
– Data.

What do robots drink from?
– A ro-bottle

Why are robots never afraid?
– They have nerves of steel.

What was the robot charged with?
– Assault and battery.

What do doggy robots do?
– They byte.

How do robots pay for things?
– With cache, of course!

What is a robot’s favorite book?
– Artificial Intelligence, written by Anne Droid.

How much did the robot spend at the shops?
– An arm and a leg!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Beep!
Beep, who?
Beep, boop, beep, beepity, boop, boop!

How do robots eat salsa?
– With micro-chips.

What do you call a Canadian robot?
– A snowbot.

Why did the robot get married?
– He couldn’t resistor.

What do you call a robot that doesn’t use deodorant?
– C3-BO.

Why shouldn’t you pat a robot dog?
– It might byte!

What do you get if you cross a robot with a tractor?
– A trans-farmer.

Why did the robot chicken cross the road?
– He was programmed to do it!

What happens to robots who become defunct?
– They die-ode!

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