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Robot jokes 🤖 in 2024

Why did the robot need to go to therapy?
– Because he always bot-tled up his emotions!

What do you call a robot which drives a car?
– A road-bot.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Don!
Don, who?
Don’t push my buttons!

What do you call a robot dog? Dogmatic.

What did the robot say to the man when they met?
– I am robot!

How do robots get to work?
– They motor!

What did the robot lawyer say when he heard the evidence?
– I robot-tal!

What’s a robot’s favourite type of exercise?
– Circuit training!

Why do robots make bad teachers?
– They just drone on and on.

Which band do robots love to listen to?
– Metal-lica!

Why did the robot go to the bank?
– He needed more cache.

What’s a robot’s favorite animal?
– A cowculator.

What is a robot’s favorite band?
– Metal-lica

What is the name of Optimus Prime’s wife?
– Optimus Prim.

What is a robot’s favorite song?
– “Light My Wire.”

Why are some robots insecure?
– Because their intelligence is artificial!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ill
Ill, who?
I’ll be back!

What is a robot’s favorite dance?
– The Roomba.

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