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Robot jokes 🤖 in 2025

Where did the robot go on vacation?
– Bots-wana.

What did the robot’s friends say at his funeral?
– “Rust in peace.”

Why did the robot fall off his bike?
– He hadn’t ridden in a while and was a little rusty.

I was bored, so I made a robot that distributes herbs.
– It helped pass the thyme.

Why did the robot sneeze?
– It had a virus!

What do you call a robot that always runs into walls?
– Wall-E.

What do you call a robot that likes to row?
– A row-bot.

Why did the robot have a hard time making friends?
– He had a real chip on his shoulder.

What happened when the inventor asked the robot for help?
– The robot literally gave him his hand!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
10!
10, who?
1010101110000110101000101000001

Why did the robot fail his exam?
– He was a bit rusty.

Why did the robot want to take a train up the mountain?
– He thought it would be a hard drive.

Two robots drove into a restaurant – what can I say, they were badly programmed!

What sound do robot sheep make?
– B-e-e-e-e-e-p…b-e-e-e-e-e-p.

What’s a robot’s favourite food?
– Microchips!

How do you make a robot angry?
– Push its buttons.

What happens to robots after they go defunct?
– They rust in peace!

Why did the robot get in trouble?
– He was a resistor!

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