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Robot jokes 🤖 in 2025

What do you call a robot pirate?
– Arrgghhh2-D2.

What’s a robot’s favourite exercise?
– Circuit training.

Do you hear the joke about the headless robot?
– I heard he lost his mind!

What do doggy robots do?
– They byte.

How do robots pay for things?
– With cache, of course!

What is a robot’s favorite book?
– Artificial Intelligence, written by Anne Droid.

How much did the robot spend at the shops?
– An arm and a leg!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Beep!
Beep, who?
Beep, boop, beep, beepity, boop, boop!

How do robots eat salsa?
– With micro-chips.

What do you call a Canadian robot?
– A snowbot.

Why did the robot get married?
– He couldn’t resistor.

What do you call a robot that doesn’t use deodorant?
– C3-BO.

Why shouldn’t you pat a robot dog?
– It might byte!

What do you get if you cross a robot with a tractor?
– A trans-farmer.

Why did the robot chicken cross the road?
– He was programmed to do it!

What happens to robots who become defunct?
– They die-ode!

What is the name of Optimus Primes’ wife?
– Optimus Prim!

What’s a robot’s favourite dance?
– The Roomba.

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