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Rhyming jokes in 2024

Why don’t some fish play piano? You can’t tuna fish, oh what a fiasco!

Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot, that’s the song!

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese, that’s for sure!

Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed, without fail!

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts, my dear brother!

What does a bee use to brush its hair? A honeycomb, oh dear!

Why don’t we ever tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears, oh the alarm!

How do you organize a space party? You planet, isn’t that hearty!

What’s a dentist’s favorite time? Tooth-hurty, isn’t that a fine rhyme?

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple, it’s the color of a thistle!

What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear, note the quote!

What kind of key can’t open any lock? A monkey, isn’t that a shock!

Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems, oh how bad!

What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs? A condescending con descending, beware!

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two tired, can’t you see the clover?

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing, that’s what I said!

Why do bees have sticky hair? They use honeycombs, fair and square!

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels, you see!

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