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Rhyming jokes in 2025

Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing, enough said!

What’s a snake’s strongest subject? Hisssstory, that’s an object!

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine, moving on!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite, so dire!

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot, isn’t that merit!

Why don’t some fish play piano? You can’t tuna fish, oh what a fiasco!

Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot, that’s the song!

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese, that’s for sure!

Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed, without fail!

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts, my dear brother!

What does a bee use to brush its hair? A honeycomb, oh dear!

Why don’t we ever tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears, oh the alarm!

How do you organize a space party? You planet, isn’t that hearty!

What’s a dentist’s favorite time? Tooth-hurty, isn’t that a fine rhyme?

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple, it’s the color of a thistle!

What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear, note the quote!

What kind of key can’t open any lock? A monkey, isn’t that a shock!

Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems, oh how bad!

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