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Rhyming jokes in 2025

What do you call a bear with no socks on? Bare-foot, oh come on!

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field, oh lord!

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead, my brother!

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, just fathoms!

Why is the moon always broke? It’s down to its last quarter, make no mistake!

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because it felt crumby, that’s the gospel!

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta, quite heavy!

Why did the teddy bear say “No” to dessert? Because he was already stuffed, no hurt!

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear, isn’t that neat!

Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play needs a cast, it’s no beg!

Why don’t some fish play piano? You can’t tuna fish, it’s a fiasco!

Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a bad “byte,” what a bother!

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts, my dear brother!

What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk, oh wow!

What becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? The word “short,” isn’t that a hit?

What did the little corn say to the mama corn? Where is popcorn, has he been torn?

Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything, that’s the problem!

What do you call a fish without eyes? Fsh, oh my!

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