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Reindeer jokes 🦌 in 2025

“What game do reindeer play at sleepovers?”
– “Truth-or-deer.”

What did Santa say when the reindeer were being sassy?
– “Don’t be rude-olph!”

What goes “Oh, Oh, Oh”?
– Santa walking backwards!

When should you give reindeer milk to a baby?
– When it’s a baby reindeer!

Who won the race between Prancer and Rudolph?
– Rudolph did, by a nose.

What do reindeer use to decorate their Christmas trees?
– Horn-aments.

Why couldn’t the elves keep the reindeer in the barn?
– It was unstable.

What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas?
– Cross-mouse cards!

Knock knock

– Who’s there?

– Rudolph.

– Rudolph who?

– Loving money is the Rudolph all evil.

What game do reindeer like to play?
– Truth or deer.

Which reindeer have the shortest legs?
– The smallest ones.

Why were the reindeer so itchy?
– They had antarc-ticks.

How did the reindeer feel when they had fleas?
– It really ticked them off.

What do you call a reindeer with no eyes and no legs?
– Still no i-deer.

Can you name all of Santa’s reindeer?
– No, because they already have names.

“What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?”
– “Go to a re-tail shop for a new one.”

How much did Santa’s sleigh cost?
– Nothing, it was on the house.

What do snowmen wear on their heads?
– Ice caps!

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