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Reindeer jokes 🦌 in 2025

Why do reindeer like Beyoncé so much?
– She sleighs.

Why did Santa tell the reindeer to stop making fun of Rudolph’s nose?
– It was impo-light.

What do you call a reindeer that can write with their left hand and their right hand?
– Bambi-dextrous.

Where do reindeer come from?
– Clouds.

“How do you get into a reindeer’s house?”
– “Ring the deer-bell.”

What’s a reindeer’s favorite basketball team?
– The Orlando Magic.

What is the best Christmas present in the world?
– A broken drum, you just can’t beat it!

“How much does it cost to fly Santa’s sleigh?”
– “About eight bucks, nine during bad weather.”

What did the reindeer say when it won the lottery?
– Christmas be my lucky day.

What do reindeer say every time they take a picture on a housetop?
– “Click click click.”

The reindeer traveled down to go where?
– In history.

How did Scrooge win the football game?
– The ghost of Christmas passed!

What do you call a blind reindeer with no eyes?
– No eye-deer.

What do reindeer say to their kids?
– I love you deerly.

What looks like half a reindeer?
– The other half!

Which reindeer tries to fly around on Valentine’s Day instead? Cupid.

What do the reindeer call the lanterns up at the North Pole?
– “Northern lights.”

“Did Rudolph go to school?”
– “No he was ‘elf’ taught.”

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