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Reindeer jokes 🦌 in 2025

What do reindeer say after one of them has a baby?
– “It takes a (Santa’s) Village!”

What’s a reindeer’s favorite TV show to re-watch?
– Glee (yippee!).

What do you call a reindeer wearing ear-muffs?
– Anything you like, they won’t hear you!

What’s a dinosaur’s least favourite reindeer?
– Comet.

Where would you find reindeer?
– Where Santa left them.

Which reindeer tries to fly around on Valentine’s Day instead?
– Cupid.

Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?
– He was picking his nose!

“How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh and reindeer?”
– “Nothing, it’s on the house!”

Which of Santa’s reindeer has the best dance moves?
– Dancer.

“What does Santa call the reindeer with no eyes?”
– “I have no eyed deer.”

What do the other reindeer call Rudolph?
– Names.

What does the Queen call her Christmas Broadcast?
– The One Show!

What’s the difference between a knight and a reindeer?
– A knight is slaying the dragon and the reindeer is dragon the sleigh!

What do reindeer sing to Santa on cold winter nights?
– Freeze a jolly good fellow.

Why is Mrs. Claus always hugging the reindeer?
– They are so deer to her.

What did Blitzen say to Donner when he noticed Donner was wearing a watch?
– “Time flies!”

Knock knock

– Who’s there?

– Rudolph.

– Rudolph who?

– Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer.

Which reindeer used to laugh and call Rudolph names?
– Olive, the other reindeer.

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