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Reindeer jokes 🦌 in 2025

What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
– Horn-aments.

Why do reindeer wear fur coats?
– Because they look silly in snowsuits.

“What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?”
– “Horn-aments.”

What do the reindeer use to wipe off their sleigh?
– Santa-tizer.

Why didn’t the reindeer go to school when he was younger?
– Because he was elf-taught.

What do you call a clever reindeer?
– Braindeer.

Where do reindeer get their coffee?
– Starbucks.

What did Santa do when he went speed dating?
– He pulled a cracker!

Knock knock.

– Who’s there?

– Anita.

– Anita who?

– Anita lift please, Rudolph!

How do reindeer know which day it is?
– They check their calen-deer!

Why did the reindeer ask the turkey to join their band?
– Because the turkey had drum sticks.

What did Vixen say after Dasher angrily threw a snowball at the other reindeer?
– “That’s cold.”

Which one of Santa’s reindeer has the best moves?
– Dancer.

Why did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay?
– Because they were two deer!

“Who laughed and called Rudolph names?”
– “Olive, the other reindeer.”

Why don’t you see reindeer in zoos?
– Because they can’t afford a ticket.

“What do you call a reindeer on Halloween?”
– “A cariBOO!”

What’s a reindeer’s favorite TV show to re-watch?
– Glee (yippee!).

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