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Reindeer jokes 🦌 in 2025

How did Mary and Joseph know Jesus’ weight when he was born?
– They had a weigh in a manger!

What do you call a reindeer with bad manners?
– Rude-olph!

What do reindeer say before telling a joke?
– This one will sleigh you!

How do you make a slow reindeer faster?
– Stop feeding it.

Can you name all of Santa’s reindeer?
– No, they already have names.

What’s a weather condition that’s difficult to fly in?
– (North) polar vortex.

“What street in France do reindeer live on?”
– “Rue Dolph.

“What do reindeer say to their kids?”
– “I love you deerly.”

What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
– No eye-deer.

What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
– A Christmas Quacker!

Where do reindeer write about their thoughts?
– In their deer-y.

“How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh and reindeer?”
– “Nothing, it’s on the house.”

What’s a reindeer’s favorite football tactic?
– Running a Blitz(en).

Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars?
– Their days are numbered!

Knock knock!

– Who’s there?

– Olive.

– Olive who?

– Olive the other reindeer!

What’s a reindeer’s favourite game?
– Stable tennis.

What do you call a construction worker at the North Pole?
– A crane-deer.

Why do reindeer like Beyoncé so much?
– She sleighs.

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