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Reindeer jokes 🦌 in 2025

How much do reindeer pay to park their sleigh?
– Nothing, it’s on the house!

“Where do reindeer like to stop for lunch?”
– “Deery Queen.”

Why is putting on highlighter Rudolph’s best-kept beauty secret?
– It gives him his infamous shiny nose.

Why does Santa have three gardens?
– So he can ‘ho ho ho’!

“How can Santa’s sleigh fly through the air?”
– “You would too if you were pulled by flying reindeer.”

What do reindeer eat for breakfast?
– Deerios.

“Why doesn’t Santa use reindeer milk in his coffee?”
– “He’s on a non-deery diet.”

What do naughty reindeer eat for breakfast?
– Co-coal Puffs.

How did Mary and Joseph know Jesus’ weight when he was born?
– They had a weigh in a manger!

What do you call a reindeer with bad manners?
– Rude-olph!

What do reindeer say before telling a joke?
– This one will sleigh you!

How do you make a slow reindeer faster?
– Stop feeding it.

Can you name all of Santa’s reindeer?
– No, they already have names.

What’s a weather condition that’s difficult to fly in?
– (North) polar vortex.

“What street in France do reindeer live on?”
– “Rue Dolph.

“What do reindeer say to their kids?”
– “I love you deerly.”

What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
– No eye-deer.

What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
– A Christmas Quacker!

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