Most Popular Categories

All Categories

Reindeer jokes 🦌 in 2025

When should you give reindeer milk to a baby?
– When it’s a baby reindeer!

Who won the race between Prancer and Rudolph?
– Rudolph did, by a nose.

What do reindeer use to decorate their Christmas trees?
– Horn-aments.

Why couldn’t the elves keep the reindeer in the barn?
– It was unstable.

What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas?
– Cross-mouse cards!

Knock knock

– Who’s there?

– Rudolph.

– Rudolph who?

– Loving money is the Rudolph all evil.

What game do reindeer like to play?
– Truth or deer.

Which reindeer have the shortest legs?
– The smallest ones.

Why were the reindeer so itchy?
– They had antarc-ticks.

How did the reindeer feel when they had fleas?
– It really ticked them off.

What do you call a reindeer with no eyes and no legs?
– Still no i-deer.

Can you name all of Santa’s reindeer?
– No, because they already have names.

“What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?”
– “Go to a re-tail shop for a new one.”

How much did Santa’s sleigh cost?
– Nothing, it was on the house.

What do snowmen wear on their heads?
– Ice caps!

“What do reindeer want for Christmas?”
– “A Pony Sleigh Station.”

What did Santa say when he stepped in a puddle?
– It must have reind-heer.

Which Elton John song describes one of Santa’s small reindeer perfectly?
– “Tiny Dancer.”

Follow us on Facebook