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Reindeer jokes 🦌 in 2025

How do reindeer fly?
– By using their missile-toes.

Why did Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer cross the road?
– Because it was tied to a chicken.

“Who is a reindeer’s favorite celebrity?”
– “Beyon-sleigh.”

“How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh and reindeer?”
– “Nothing, it’s on the house!”

Which of Santa’s reindeer has the best dance moves?
– Dancer.

“What does Santa call the reindeer with no eyes?”
– “I have no eyed deer.”

What do the other reindeer call Rudolph?
– Names.

What does the Queen call her Christmas Broadcast?
– The One Show!

What’s the difference between a knight and a reindeer?
– A knight is slaying the dragon and the reindeer is dragon the sleigh!

What do reindeer sing to Santa on cold winter nights?
– Freeze a jolly good fellow.

Why is Mrs. Claus always hugging the reindeer?
– They are so deer to her.

What did Blitzen say to Donner when he noticed Donner was wearing a watch?
– “Time flies!”

Knock knock

– Who’s there?

– Rudolph.

– Rudolph who?

– Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer.

Which reindeer used to laugh and call Rudolph names?
– Olive, the other reindeer.

“What’s a reindeer’s favorite game?”
– “Stable tennis.”

Why do reindeer enjoy doing yoga?
– It makes them feel (Blit)zen.

Why was the turkey in the pop group?
– Because he was the only one with drumsticks!

How do you get into a reindeer’s house?
– By ringing the deer bell.

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