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Reindeer jokes 🦌 in 2025

“Who is a reindeer’s favorite celebrity?”
– “Beyon-sleigh.”

How do reindeer fly?
– By using their missile-toes.

Why did Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer cross the road?
– Because it was tied to a chicken.

“How much does it cost to fly Santa’s sleigh?”
– “About eight bucks, nine during bad weather.”

What did the reindeer say when it won the lottery?
– Christmas be my lucky day.

What do reindeer say every time they take a picture on a housetop?
– “Click click click.”

The reindeer traveled down to go where?
– In history.

How did Scrooge win the football game?
– The ghost of Christmas passed!

What do you call a blind reindeer with no eyes?
– No eye-deer.

What do reindeer say to their kids?
– I love you deerly.

What looks like half a reindeer?
– The other half!

Which reindeer tries to fly around on Valentine’s Day instead? Cupid.

What do the reindeer call the lanterns up at the North Pole?
– “Northern lights.”

“Did Rudolph go to school?”
– “No he was ‘elf’ taught.”

What is the purpose of reindeer?
– To make the grass grow, sweetie.

“What game do reindeer play at sleepovers?”
– “Truth-or-deer.”

What did Santa say when the reindeer were being sassy?
– “Don’t be rude-olph!”

What goes “Oh, Oh, Oh”?
– Santa walking backwards!

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