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Real estate jokes 🏡🏡 in 2025

You just can’t trust real estate developers.
– They’re always busy with plots and schemes.

A dual realtor has two distinct sleeping styles. Lying on one side of the bed and then lying on the other!

Why do realtors love an empty cup of coffee?
– Because it’s a vacant latte!

Hey guys! I need help with coming some jokes about real estate. Does anyone have any good, clean and appropriate jokes?
– I’m doing some work for an organization and they requested some jokes about real estate. So far, I’m having a really difficult time coming up with good jokes :(. But my work said I’m allowed to ask Reddit for help. So if anyone can help me out, that would be much appreciated!

Why did an agent decide to hide his realtor license?
– Because he wanted to be a secret agent.

Why was the realtor in counseling?
– He couldn’t get closure.

How did the realtor compliment his wife?
– He said, “Values of estate will go up and down, you will remain beautiful forever”.

What does a realtor usually say to impress a client who wants to sell her house?
– The real estate agent says, “There is no other place like your house”.

I was chatting to this extraordinarily attractive girl the other day…
“What do you do for a living?”‘ I asked her.

“Real estate, you know, selling houses, apartments etc, What do you have?” she replied.

“At the moment’, I replied, “I just happen to have a semi”.

What did the real estate agent who moonlights in photography tell his client?
– “I’m not a photographer, but I can picture you in this house.”

My brother is a real estate agent. He greets me with: “Hey bro, house it going?”

Why was a realtor amused by solving a house jigsaw puzzle in just five weeks?
– The box read for 10-14 years!

I was watching the Super Bowl at my friends house when my real estate agent called me…
Told me some of my property had burned down.

– In both cases, Mahomes’ on fire.

When it comes to board games about buying real estate…
– Hasbro really has the Monopoly.

How did the real estate agent handle the rude client?
– She showed her some manors.

How did the realtor compliment his wife?
– He said, “Values of real estate will go up and down, but you will remain beautiful forever.”

My realtor promised a free abacus if he could close the deal. But I’m unsure whether to count on it or not!

Why did the man decide to hide his realtor license?
– Because he wanted to be a secret agent!

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