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While real estate is no joke, there are tons of real estate jokes. The process of buying and selling homes, businesses, and properties, is part of society and will remain so. There are several people involved in the selling or purchasing of real estate, and that leaves the opportunity for many types of jokes.
The real estate in my neighborhood has become so expensive that only cats can afford it.
– You need nine lives to pay it off.
I decided on building a board game company where one can buy real estate. But it turns out that only Hasbro has the absolute monopoly!
Which genre of music do realtors love listening to the most?
– House music!
Robber runs into a real estate agents office and shouts
– Nobody move
My realtor promised to give me a free abacus if he could close the deal.
– I’m unsure whether to count on it or not.
Why did the mortgage broker always eat lunch by himself?
– He was a loaner.
What did the realtor say to his wife?
– “Speaking with you felt like buying a house for the first time – thrilling and nervous”.
What compliment did the realtor give his wife?
– He said that she deserves all the props in life!
Can you make me some good real estate jokes?
– I have some clients in real estate that I’ll be seeing soon. Can you give me a list of jokes I could use on them? Something like, “What did one home for sale say to the other?”
What does a house wear?
– Address.
Graveyards want to leave the real estate business. After all, cemeteries are a dying industry.
What did the realtor say when someone helped him sell the large vacant land?
– He had lots to be grateful for!
What happened when the realtor company opened a Lego land?
– All the kids of the town started lining up for the blocks!
What do you call alligators interested in real estate?
A: Invest-igators
What’s a real estate agent’s favorite song?
– “For Lease Navidad.”
While buying a house, never consult a realtor. Almost all houses have cellars in them!
How can cats only afford to stay in expensive neighborhoods?
– Because they have nine lives to pay off the debts!
When it comes to board games about buying real estate…
– Hasbro really has the Monopoly.
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Real Estate Agents
Funny real estate jokes about the agents who represent the buyers and sellers are some of the most popular real estate jokes. They may focus on how they dress, whether they work from home or from an office, and even small things they do to make their buyers feel welcome in their new home. Many of the funniest real estate jokes, however, are focused on some marketing tactics. One liner real estate jokes about asking everyone if they want to sell or leaving business cards everywhere, are still popular even as marketing approaches are changing.Corny real estate jokes sometime imply they are mostly moms that want to work from home, or that people choose it when they fail at other careers, but real estate is a profitable career and can be rewarding helping people find their family home or grow their business. Cheesy real estate jokes about the agents are decades old and will continue, as there will not be an end to people needing homes and land.
The best real estate jokes address that there are many different types of real estate to be bought sold and rented. There are many different real estate jobs as well that require trained and licensed agents. Top real estate jokes will find their way to conferences, gatherings, and events that have many agents in attendance, or other business gatherings for networking. Short real estate jokes may even find their way into retirement parties and celebrations welcoming new people to firm. They may be included on cards and even in newspapers comics or magazine joke pages.
Buyers
Buyers include those who are purchasing homes, businesses, commercial buildings, and empty land. There are hilarious real estate jokes about the buyers, their demands upon their representatives and the sellers. Some clean jokes regard their search for the perfect or ideal purchase, and their demand for exactly the right deal. Those buying properties are frequently looking for the right location and a price that fits within their budget, that will allow for their home or business to be successful. Many want to make long term plans for the space while others flip properties by buying them, fixing them, and selling them again. The faster they can improve and sell the properties the more of the proceeds they can keep, making it a fast paced business to be in.Cute jokes about real estate that addresses the buyers, whether they be long term or flipping, are common. Around career day or when someone is moving home, they may hear many of these jokes and join in the fun they create. Clean real estate jokes are a fun way to relieve stress during what can be a very stressful time.
Sellers
People who sell property often are looking to upgrade, to move locations, or simply have no need for the property anymore. However, some become attached to their properties and see them valued as mor than they are worth to others. This creates a bases for many of the funniest real estate jokes. The job of a real estate agent is to find the middle ground between the sellers opinion on the property value as well as the buyers, and to create an agreement that allows both to be happy with the purchase.Real estate jokes for kids are a simplification of the process between buyers, sellers, and agents. They are a fun way to help children learn about the process of buying and selling, to learn about career choices and what jobs people around them have, and to encourage learning about the community in which they live. Jokes are a common tool for not only making something fun, but for passing on information and understanding, making them ideal tools for the lower stressed moments of learning about jobs, careers, and different places that are held within society.