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Reading jokes 📚 in 2024

How do you make a book happy? You give it a good review.

Why did the book feel like it was in a race? It had a lot of competition.

What do you call a dinosaur who loves to read? A stego-saurus.

Why did the book feel like it was on a rollercoaster? Because it had a lot of ups and downs.

How do you make a book float? You add a good plot twist.

What do you call a book that’s been cursed? A spell-binder.

Why did the book go to the bank? To get a good interest rate.

How do you know when a book is feeling nostalgic? It has a lot of flashbacks.

Why did the book break up with the bookmark? It just wasn’t on the same page anymore.

How do you make a book smile? You give it a happy ending.

Why did the book feel like it was being followed? It had a lot of characters chasing it.

Why was the book feeling anxious? It had a lot of expectations to live up to.

Why did the book go to the doctor? Because it had a bad case of the spine.

What do you call a book that’s always on time? A clock-book.

What do you call a book that’s been transformed? A metamorphosis.

How do you make a book laugh? Tell it a funny story.

What do you call a book that’s been lost in the desert? A mirage-book.

What do you call a group of chickens who love to read? The book-clucks.

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