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Rat jokes 🐀 in 2025

What is a rat’s favorite game?
– Hide and squeak!

Did you hear about the skateboarding rat?
– He was totally rat-ical, dude!

What would you name a drama set with a cast full of rats shooting in Florida?
– The Miami Mice.

What did the pet rat say when it walked into a bar and saw a whole lot of hawks?
– It said, “Haaaawkward!”

What would you get if you cross a rat with a laundry detergent?
– Bubble and squeak!

Who is the star of rodent Harry Potter?
– Daniel Rat-cliffe!

What did the rat say when he saw a bat flying overhead?
– Oh my! An angel!

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