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Rat jokes 🐀 in 2025

How do rats keep fit?
– By practising ka-rat-e!

What would the name of a movie be if it cast mathematician rats that traveled through seas to find treasure?
– π-rats Of The Caribbean.

Did you hear about the cat that only chases certain mice?
– That is what they call Jerry picking.

Why are pet rats really bad at taking pictures?
– Because the moment people say “Cheese!”, the rats all scatter around to find it.

What will a rat never tell you?
– A squeak-ret!

What did people say when they caught the Black Plague?
– Aw rats.

What rifle do rats like to use the most?
– The Mouser.

What do the rats say when they greet each other?
– They say, “It’s mice to meet you.”

Did you hear that rats are well fed in many parts of the world?
– In Budapest, they just go Hungary.

What was the name of the rat Roman emperor?
– Julius Cheeser!‍

I play in a band called Arrogant Rat.
– We’re kind of like Modest Mouse, but way better.

What device do rodents use to cool their lower jaws?
– A chin-chiller.

Why do pet rats always come after bats?
– Because that’s how it says in the dictionary.

What do computer mice eat?
Microchips.

What did the rodent say when he got the wrong answer on his test?
– Drat!

What did one little rat say to his mother after seeing a bat the other day?
– He said, “Mama, I saw an angel!”

Why do some people use rat-shaped fishing lures?
– Because they want to catch a catfish.

What is the favorite dessert of any rat?
– A chocolate mouse cake.

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