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Rat jokes 🐀 in 2025

What did everyone say about the rodent relaxing his jaw by the pool?
– It seems to be a chinchilla.

How did the pet rat scare away the mean witch?
– It threatened to bite through her broom.

What kind of mouse has the most feelings?
– A feel-d mouse.

What did the Mummy rat say to the little rat when he passed his test?
– Cong-rats!

Which Clash song is the brave rat’s favorite?
– I Fought The Claw.

What would you call a rodent that lacks the bare minimum sophistication?
– Vole-gar.

Did you hear what the two rats were talking about when they were sitting in a dustbin, eating a DVD?
– One rat said to the other, “I think the book was much better”.

How do rats celebrate when they move into a new house?
– With a mouse warming party!

What do you call two rats in love?
– Squeakhearts.

What happens when a rat plays with a machine gun?
– Ratatatatata.

How do pet rats celebrate when they move into a new house?
– They arrange a mouse warming party.

What would you name a rodent if it sold guns to a hedgehog?
– An armadealer.

What did the old rat need when he went to the dentist?
– Ro-dentures!

Have you heard about the rat that got a big job in politics?
– She is a bureauc-rat now.

Have you met the rat that doesn’t want to tell anyone his name?
– He prefers to stay anony-mouse.

Why do the pet rats sometimes need oiling?
– Because they squeak.

What kind of vehicle does the wife of Mickey Mouse drive?
– She drives a Minnie van.

Did you know that rats have landed on the moon?
– Rat’s one small step for a rat, one giant leap for rat-kind!

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