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Rat jokes 🐀 in 2025

Did you hear about the rodent who worked out 24/7?
– He was a real gym rat.

What would you name a Spanish rodent that won’t stop asking questions?
– A porque-pine.

What did the rat dress up as on Halloween so he could sneak into the man’s house to eat some tasty snacks?
– A computer mouse.

Where on the man’s body did they find Mickey Mouse?
– Dis knee.

How do rats keep fit?
– By practising ka-rat-e!

What would the name of a movie be if it cast mathematician rats that traveled through seas to find treasure?
– π-rats Of The Caribbean.

Did you hear about the cat that only chases certain mice?
– That is what they call Jerry picking.

Why are pet rats really bad at taking pictures?
– Because the moment people say “Cheese!”, the rats all scatter around to find it.

What will a rat never tell you?
– A squeak-ret!

What did people say when they caught the Black Plague?
– Aw rats.

What rifle do rats like to use the most?
– The Mouser.

What do the rats say when they greet each other?
– They say, “It’s mice to meet you.”

Did you hear that rats are well fed in many parts of the world?
– In Budapest, they just go Hungary.

What was the name of the rat Roman emperor?
– Julius Cheeser!‍

I play in a band called Arrogant Rat.
– We’re kind of like Modest Mouse, but way better.

What device do rodents use to cool their lower jaws?
– A chin-chiller.

Why do pet rats always come after bats?
– Because that’s how it says in the dictionary.

What do computer mice eat?
Microchips.

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