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Rat jokes 🐀 in 2025

How do pet rats celebrate when they move into a new house?
– They arrange a mouse warming party.

What would you name a rodent if it sold guns to a hedgehog?
– An armadealer.

What did the old rat need when he went to the dentist?
– Ro-dentures!

Have you heard about the rat that got a big job in politics?
– She is a bureauc-rat now.

Have you met the rat that doesn’t want to tell anyone his name?
– He prefers to stay anony-mouse.

Why do the pet rats sometimes need oiling?
– Because they squeak.

What kind of vehicle does the wife of Mickey Mouse drive?
– She drives a Minnie van.

Did you know that rats have landed on the moon?
– Rat’s one small step for a rat, one giant leap for rat-kind!

Do you know how rats fall for rat traps?
– I mean, it’s such a cheesy setup.

What breakfast cereal do rats like to eat the most?
– Mice Krispies.

How do you know your rat wants some cheese?
– He is breathing!

Why was the rat afraid of the river?
– Because of the catfish!

What is a rat’s favorite breakfast cereal?
– Mice Krispies.

Have you heard about the rodent that always dreamed of winning ‘Masterchef’?
– His father encouraged him by saying, “Gopher it, my son.”

What would you get if you let a pet rat mop up your kitchen?
– You’d get a squeaky clean floor.

What do the rodents do after they have their dinner?
– Gopher a walk.

What is a rat’s favorite dessert?
– Cheesecake!

Have you met the rat that doesn’t want to tell anyone his name?
– He prefers to stay anony-mouse.

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